"Look at that printer."
"Do you think it works?"
"It's so new looking, why wouldn't it work?"
"Then why put it out on the curb?"
"Who knows? Maybe they got a better one."
"Should we take it? I could use a printer."
"What do you need a printer for? You work at the gas station."
"Well . . . sometimes I like to print out directions or recipes."
"I suppose, but I bet it doesn't have ink or something stupid like that."
"How expensive can ink be? Besides we don't know anything about the thing. I'm going to take it. You can call me a fool later."
"I'll call you a fool now and later, it is a nice looking printer though."
"Here take this power cord for me. Do you have a spare USB cable I can use?"
"Yeah I do, my roommate found a USB cable on a curb a few weeks ago and it's been sitting on the coffee table ever since."